The Republic of Chef Kick and Tell is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 14.115 billion Chef Kick and Tellians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Chef Kick and Tellian economy, worth 283 trillion Raider tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 20,097 Raider tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chef Kick and Tell's national animal is the Raider bum.

Chef Kick and Tell is ranked 230,937^th in the world and 81^st in belgium for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.